I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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