Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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