She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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