Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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