actually, I'm a sock model
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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