If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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