I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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