guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I have post one night stand depression
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