Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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