Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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