Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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