Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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