I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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