Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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