Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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