how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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