So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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