i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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