Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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