Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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