My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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