You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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