i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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