i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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