Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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