just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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