we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Alive.
So much puke
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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