Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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