I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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