FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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