I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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