I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He is an equal opportunity slut.
home. puking in laundry basket.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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