if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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