I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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