I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She even gives head with a lisp.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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