so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sorry my hands just texted you
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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