i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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