i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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