Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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