Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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