Christians are straight up FREAKS
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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