I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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