you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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