Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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