pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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