whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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What a dumb baby whore.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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