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she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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