he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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