Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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