Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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